My crappy phone
I have possibly the crappiest cellular telephone on the market. I'm somewhat proud of this, as it doesn't twinkle, download $4 ring tones that sound like crap, or leverage the power of enterprise-class web servers. It makes calls and has a "silence" function that makes it shut-the-****-up. Yet there are some things I wish it did. Learn words that I type in text messages is one of them. However, I learned tonight that it knows the word "muster," and I cannot figure out why. Nobody normal would use that (except me, of course... I'm normal). But alas, the next time I type Yoda, I'm actually going to have to spell it out again. Such is life.
